I don’t know what you believe
but you’re just a piece of meat
in a furniture catalogue
where houses have teeth
I’m not dreaming, I’m being perfectly sensible
it scares me
all these healthy 30 something couples
with their healthy babies
An army of giant cocks
impaling bodies like Vlad
I know how these things go
after all, I’m a fucking Slav
surrounded by young money snobs
with their old money moms
Clap their hands when a plane lands
TED talks at the mosque

you got 6 million ways to die - Ikea killer
Choose as many as you like - Ikea killer
Life inside a catalogue - Ikea killer
Killer killer killer
Killer killer killer

I don’t know what you believe
but your city is not a boom town
Shanghai is a boom town
Calcutta is a boom town
No one in your family works hard
you are not a storyteller
A Disney character waiting to be kissed
a Cinderella
You’re not a people’s person
you’re a 1 percenter
everybody everywhere thinks they could be doing better
I used to play basketball
learned that it’s a man’s world
but it ain’t nothing, nothing without a dancefloor

6 million ways to die - Ikea killer
Choose as many as you like - Ikea killer
We inside that catalogue - Ikea killer
Killer killer killer
Killer killer killer
6 million ways to die - Ikea killer
Choose as many as you like - Ikea killer
We inside that catalogue - Ikea killer
Killer killer killer
Killer killer killer

I don’t give a fuck, I won’t ever give a fuck
while you’re sitting at the meeting I just came to interrupt
while you busy taking pictures I just mainly rip em up
giving interviews at brunch, I get paid to read your bluff
singing I don’t give a fuck, I won’t ever give a fuck
be the customer from hell, crushing everything I touch
Put my fingers on your filters fuck your synthesiser up
Catch you on a business flight, spill my dinner on your tux
the Ikea killer …
Ikea killer
Ikea killer